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Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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