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Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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