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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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