QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg