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Breaking water in bed, or just dreaming of a good night's swim?

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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