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Real Waterbed

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Real Waterbed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Breaking water in bed, or just dreaming of a good night's swim?

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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