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Redneck Flat Screen TV thanks to Bob Tasse

Redneck Flat Screen TV thanks to Bob Tasse

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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