Redneck Hearse

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze