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Redneck Ice Fishing

Bubba shows his Wisconsin friends how to ice fish

Redneck Ice Fishing thanks to Bob Tasse

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Redneck Ice Fishing thanks to Bob Tasse

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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