Redneck Lottery Tour

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France