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Jethro and Bubba enjoy recess break in the school playground

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown


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