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Jethro and Bubba enjoy recess break in the school playground

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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