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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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