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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

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I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip


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