QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher
First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx