Reindeer Strike
Why kids in New York will go without Christmas presents this year
Santa Clause Union demands overtime for Reindeer members this year
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton
There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato