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Russian High Chair Construction

Safety Last for this Russian worker

Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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