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Russian High Chair Construction

Safety Last for this Russian worker

Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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