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Russian High Chair Construction

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Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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