Santa's Email
Santa calls on many hands to answer his fan e-mail
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney