Santa's Toy
Santa's alternative reindeer sleigh in warm countries
QuotaBillsIt's only a toy. - Gardiner Greene Hubbard
The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo