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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get tired of talking when I want to be silent. - Henry Rollins

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Never take ecstasy, beer, Bacardi, weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet HB, Xanax and Valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night. - Eminem

Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as a legislature,
Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters,
And where it is least desired, it loiters. - Ogden Nash

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone


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