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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

I was a kindergarten dropout. - Kiernan Shipka

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Stay, stay at home, my heart and rest. Home-keeping hearts are the happiest. For those that wander they know not where. Are full of trouble and full of care. To stay at home is best. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just books and piles of stamp collections and weird little sewing and knitting projects. - Sufjan Stevens

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. - Nick Hornby


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