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Kindergarten Napster - anywhere will do!

Shelf Ready Sleeper thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. - Bram Stoker

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

He doesn't mind if he dies... indeed, he would like to die; but yet he fears to fall. He would welcome a long sleep; but not at the price of falling to it. - William Golding

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast. - Ernest Hemingway

The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend ten shillings on a hotel. - Truman Capote

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

Some fearful sights there be that creep
By night - I mean that harass sleep;
But tenfold more alarming seem these when
They brave the day, to breathe the air like men. - William Batchelder Greene

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker


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