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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination. - Oscar Wilde

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

My apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just books and piles of stamp collections and weird little sewing and knitting projects. - Sufjan Stevens

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker


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