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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. - Bram Stoker

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker


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