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Shelf Ready Sleeper

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Shelf Ready Sleeper thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. - Bram Stoker

Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity. - John Muir

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker


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