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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend ten shillings on a hotel. - Truman Capote

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker


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