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Sidecar Pig

This motorcyclist takes his 'side' of bacon with him

Sidecar Pig thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. - Alison McGhee

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down. - Nick Offerman

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown


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