Skeleton Cat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside