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Skeleton Cat

Even cats look forward to Halloween

Skeleton Cat thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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