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Skeleton Cat

Even cats look forward to Halloween

Skeleton Cat thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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