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Slovak Muffler Accessory

Why get a new one when the old one keeps muffling along?

Slovak Muffler Accessory thanks to Bob Tasse

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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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