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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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