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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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