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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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