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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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