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People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey


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