Son's Sun Protector

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson