QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia