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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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