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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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