Sorry
Ever wondered what 'sorry' looks like?
QuotaBillsZit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. - Unknown
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden