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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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