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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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