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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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