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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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