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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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