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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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