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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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