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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel


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