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Swiss Minigun

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Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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