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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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