QuotaBillsIf you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine
Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher