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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan