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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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