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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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