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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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