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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. - Charles Swindoll

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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Sidetracked Baby

Breakthrough Blessings

Pauper's Graveside Service

Are You Ready?

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

Girlfriends

How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

Bungee Cord Suspenders

Clogged Drain

Lum-Purr-Jack

Cookie King

Time Travel

How To Hide Candy

Little Shaver

T-Rex Breakthrough

Wise Moves

Braille in the Park

Hiker Boot Camp

Important Phone Call

Beauty of Mathematics

Deadly Facts About Water

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

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