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The Wheels of Life

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The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

For many in our high-paced world, despair is not a moment; it is a way of life. - Ravi Zacharias

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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