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The Wheels of Life

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The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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