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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Life, if well lived, is long enough. - Seneca

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

He who saves one life, it is as if he saves the world entire. - Talmud

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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Dance With Me

Mouse Trick

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