Tired Backhoe

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie