Tired Backhoe

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath