QuotaBillsI'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie