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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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