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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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