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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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