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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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