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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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