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Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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