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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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