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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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