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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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