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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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