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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Conditioning counts and wins. Be tough on yourself. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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