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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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