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Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. - John Wooden

Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

The will to win is meaningless without the will to prepare. - Joe Gibbs

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. - C S Lewis

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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