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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lent - preparation for the Sonrise. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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