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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

A vacancy might be opening up right now, courtesy of the grim creaper - Archie Bunker

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

Doing what is right isn't the problem. It is knowing what is right. - Lyndon B Johnson

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. - Sheldon S. Maye

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

People are going to dislike you if you make a decision, even if it turns out to be the right one. - James McPerson

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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