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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. - Ashleigh Brilliant

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. - Ricky Gervais

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. - Lee Iacocca

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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