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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. - Dave Chappelle

A vacancy might be opening up right now, courtesy of the grim creaper - Archie Bunker

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows. - Alexandra Stoddard

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Though everyone has an equal right to speak, not all have earned an equal right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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