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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence Peter

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

We expect more of ourselves than we have any right to. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's all right to be Goliath, but always act like David. - Phil Knight

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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