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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill


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