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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Oh, the difference between nearly right and exactly right. - Horace J. Brown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Whether you say, "I can" or "I can't," you're right either way. - Jordan Belfort

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

People are going to dislike you if you make a decision, even if it turns out to be the right one. - James McPerson

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown


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