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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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