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Corona-rary bypass - Archie Bunker

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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