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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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