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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine


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