'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton