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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

There is much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. - Seneca

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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