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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

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'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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