'Turn Me Over' Pickup

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway