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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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