Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co.

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac