Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co.

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan