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She Tree or He Tree? Illusion of the year

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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