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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein