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Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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