Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara