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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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