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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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