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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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