Wedding Pound Cake

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas