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Wedding Pound Cake

Need to lose a little weight before your wedding?

Wedding Pound Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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