QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega