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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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