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Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero


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