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He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

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Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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