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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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