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Where's Castro?

Fidel Castro recently spotted near Florida Keys

Where's Castro? thanks to Bob Tasse

Fidel Castro (August 13, 1926 - November 25, 2016)

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Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Nothing in the world is irreversible, not even capitalism. - Fidel Castro

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Toddler: Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature. - Unknown

I recommended these people. If I recommend in my company, it's over. I don't have to be a dictator. I say 'this is a good idea' and people do it, if they're intelligent. - Donald Trump


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