Who Cares Clock

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

I go slower as time goes faster. - Mason Cooley

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him. - Henrietta Mears

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash