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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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