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He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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