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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

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Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken


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