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Who Cares Clock

Clock for those who couldn't care less about Daylight Savings Time

Who Cares Clock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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