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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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