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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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