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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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