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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump


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