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Wicked Wok Catch

Do you know where your cat is tonight?

Wicked Wok Catch thanks to Diane Baugh

Going for a Wok on the Wild Side

Funny what things Wok into a Chinese restaurant
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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