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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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