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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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