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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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