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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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