World Cup Elephant
Even elephants are having a ball at the World Cup!
QuotaBillsWomen and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy