Worst Job in the Army

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson