Worst Job in the Army

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry