Worst Job in the Army

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne