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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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