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Worst Job in the Army

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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