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Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

The market is always right. - Unknown

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

I just live by the ABC's - Adventurous, Brave, Creative. - Steve Conrad

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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