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Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The most personal is the most creative. - Martin Scorsese

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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