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Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stork Market: Maternity ward - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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