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Yoga Pencil

How to promote a yoga school, one flexible step at at time

Yoga Pencil thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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