Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois