Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown