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Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle

How Yoga is practiced in India and Saskatchewan

Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle thanks to Hans Pagels

Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle thanks to Hans Pagels

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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